Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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