i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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