Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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