Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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