I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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