Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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