I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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