Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
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