The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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