try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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