If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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