I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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