i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
