He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
This is the high leading the old right now
Can I color on your dick again?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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