Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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