I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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