I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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