Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I can't turn off my feet"
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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