I seem to have left my pride at pride
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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