No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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