Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
My feet surprised me
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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