Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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