remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
Randomize
