There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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