I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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