BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
