i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I have surprise drugs for everyone
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
