I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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