Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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