You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I wish I could punch you in the face.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Are these your boobs on my camera?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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