But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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