My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
All the doctor said was why
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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