this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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