I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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