Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
