Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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