She's JV to your varsity
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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