I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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