Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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