Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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