You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
