oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Nicole vs. Life
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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