I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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