I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
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