your thong is hanging out like whoa
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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