Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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