I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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