I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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