sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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