Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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